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  T H E T E L A V I V D O S S I E R

  A N O V E L

  LAVIE TIDHAR & NIR YANIV

  ChiZine Publications

  FIRST EDITION

  The Tel Aviv Dossier © 2009 by Lavie Tidhar & Nir Yaniv

  Jacket illustration © 2009 by Erik Mohr

  All Rights Reserved.

  This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either a product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblances to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

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  Edited by Brett Alexander Savory

  Copyedited and proofread by Sandra Kasturi

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  ISBN 978-0-9809410-5-0

  Table of Contents

  Title Page

  EPIGRAPH

  PART ONE: PRELIMINARY SKETCHES VIOLENT CHANGES, A DOCUMENTARY

  THE FIREMAN'S GOSPEL, PART I

  THE ORI TRANSCRIPT

  THE MOYSHE FRAGMENT

  THE LETTER TO THE BROTHER

  THE FIRST CHILD'S STORY

  THE BOOK OF DANIEL, PART I

  THE YURI ARCHIVES, PART I

  THE FIREMAN'S GOSPEL, PART II

  MINUTES OF THE ISRAELI UFO RESEARCH SOCIETY MEETING

  THE SHIMSHON FRAGMENT

  THE FIREMAN'S GOSPEL, PART III

  THE YURI ARCHIVES, PART II

  VIOLENT CHANGES, A DOCUMENTARY

  NAAMA - PODCAST I

  THE FIREMAN'S GOSPEL, PART IV

  FIRST EXTRACT FROM THE SHELL LETTERS

  THE TESTAMENT OF DGANIT S.

  PART TWO: THE MOUNTAIN THE BOOK OF DANIEL, PART II

  VIOLENT CHANGES, A DOCUMENTARY

  THE FIREMAN'S GOSPEL, PART V

  THE BOOK OF DANIEL, PART III

  NAAMA - PODCAST II

  THE FIREMAN'S GOSPEL, PART VI

  NAAMA - PODCAST III

  VIOLENT CHANGES, A DOCUMENTARY

  THE FIREMAN'S GOSPEL, PART VII

  THE BOOK OF DANIEL, PART IV

  PART THREE: ONE YEAR LATER MORDECHAI: ONE

  SAM: ONE

  MORDECHAI: TWO

  SAM: TWO

  MORDECHAI: THREE

  SAM: THREE

  MORDECHAI: FOUR

  SAM: FOUR

  MORDECHAI: FIVE

  SAM: FIVE

  MORDECHAI: SIX

  SAM: SIX

  MORDECHAI: SEVEN

  PART FOUR: WAR SHE: ONE

  SHE: TWO

  THE WAR

  SHE: THREE

  THE WAR

  SHE: FOUR

  THE WAR

  SHE: FIVE

  THE WAR

  PART FIVE: THE LAST TESTAMENTS

  ABOUT THE AUTHORS

  Houses lie, bleached white, along the empty highways. Pylons jut at angles like bones, the soft black hair of power-lines obscures the stumps of the phone towers. There is a silence in the air. No radio, no phone, no television signal penetrate into that silence. The city lies entombed in sand and sun. The sea is black with tar. There are no cars. There are no children playing in the yard. Forgotten laundry flaps on lean-to balconies, in bathrooms taps run empty, burping air. We are not there. Where did we go? Beyond, beyond. On top a hill a man looks far and sees a promise he will not now reach. There are no songs. We who were there are here no more.

  Lior Tirosh, The Last Days of Tel Aviv

  P A R T O N E :

  P R E L I M I N A R Y S K E T C H E S

  VIOLENT CHANGES, A DOCUMENTARY (VIDEO RECORDING, PART I — HAGAR)

  I’m standing in the old bus station filming the refugees from Darfur when it happens. The sky turns almost imperceptibly darker, and where before the air was hot and still now a breeze picks up, running against my cheek like a wet tongue, and I taste salt. I am annoyed because I need to take another light reading now and the scene in front of me is shifting, but I have no choice. I am making a new documentary, my third. You might have seen my previous work — A Closed House, about that orphanage in Be’er Sheva, or The Painted Eyes, about the Russian immigrant prostitutes that I filmed right here in the old bus station of Tel Aviv. I take social issues seriously — I think it’s important to bring them to the public’s attention, even though it is hard to make a living this way and I still have to work as an usher at the cinema three days a week. I don’t mind, at least it’s still working with films, and at least I don’t have to be a waitress like all the wannabe actresses and singers and dancers in Tel Aviv.

  I am here at the station to film the refugees that are smuggled into Israel across the Egyptian border. They’re from Darfur, in Sudan, and they came here looking for a place where they won’t be killed or tortured or raped. In response, the government locked them up. Our local human rights organizations petitioned the supreme court, which held that the imprisonment was unlawful. Following that, the refugees were abandoned in the streets of Be’er Sheva and elsewhere in the country, and today a group of them was being dumped in Tel Aviv.

  While I am filming I can’t help notice that the sun seems to dim and the sky is no longer a bright blue but greying and there are streaks of colour running through it, red and black, and clouds are forming in crazy spiral shapes. It is all happening very rapidly. On the ground the refugees are just milling about, looking lost and hopeless, and the few civil rights people waiting for them are handing out sandwiches and trying to see if they can match people to the lists on their clipboards. I hope they can find everyone accommodation. I’d offer too, but I’m sharing a flat with two other people already. Anyway, now almost everyone is looking up too. The wind is picking up and the air feels strange, like there’s a raw current of electricity in it. It makes the hairs on my arms stand and I feel sweaty. I point the camera at the sky. Points of light are prickling in the swirling vista of a storm. They look like stars, but —

  The wind picks up even more, pushing me, as if it’s trying to jerk the camera from my hands. I spin around and the camera pans across the old terminal and someone screams.

  I don’t know what is happening. The camera is showing the refugees running, though since they don’t know where to go they are just shooting off in different directions. There is a low thrumming sound and the earth seems to vibrate. As I turn I see a shawarma stand and there is the sound of an explosion and I think — terrorists. It’s a terrorist attack. They always go for the old bus station. The front of the shawarma stand explodes outwards and bricks fly over my head. There are more screams and I am still filming the source of the explosion. The old walls seem to wobble, they move almost like jelly, and something is pushing out of them, vast and incomprehensible, something like glistening air and the smell of salt gets stronger and the wind pushes me and again I almost fall and all the angles suddenly become crazy.

  Something, like a column of air, is moving through the bus station, tearing apart buildings, the road, lifting up people. I watch through the camera as a Darfur family gets sucked into the air and shredded — their bits like blood oranges fly in all directions and splatter the ground. I try to run but the maelstrom of air is sucking me towards it, more people are torn apart and I watch an old Chasid in black as he rises in the air and then explodes. There’s a rain of blood over the old bus station and the sky darkens further above and the wind moans between the buildings. Another thing rises slowly from the ground and then another one and now cars are flying through the air and I see one bus crushed with people inside it, flattened on the road and blood is sipping out through the cracks that are all that’s left
of the windows. I’m running, I’m holding the camera but it’s not pointing anywhere, all I can think of is trying to get away. I weave a path between the things and the wind sucks me once here and once there but as long as I stay in a half-way point I manage not to get sucked in. Everywhere people are screaming and I realize I am screaming too. Something hits me in the face and I try not to look but as it falls I see it, someone’s hand, I even notice the wedding ring and the thick black hairs on the knuckles, a man’s hand. Is this happening all over the city? Does Iran have a new type of weapon and they’ve finally used it on us? Is it Hezbollah? Is it Hamas? The Al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades? I run as hard as I can, away from the station, without direction. I think the camera is still on.

  THE FIREMAN’S GOSPEL, PART I (ELI — APOCRYPHAL?)

  It has been, all in all, a very good day, though it didn’t start like one. We rescued a kid who got stuck in a locked bathroom somewhere in Dizengoff street right after beginning our shift, and then spent the rest of the morning sitting in the station, doing nothing except arguing about the proper usage of axes in general and my own axe in particular, a subject upon which Avi and Yekutiel were rather too willing to dwell.

  “Couldn’t you have at least tried to open the door in some conventional way before chopping it up like that?” Avi said.

  “You almost hit that kid’s head with it, you crazy bastard,” Yekutiel said.

  As letting anyone know that I don’t give a yesterday’s falafel about the life or death of children or anyone else is never a good idea, I didn’t bother to reply at all, just applied the old trick of lowering my head and staring at the floor.

  “Oh, now you’ve insulted him, Kuti,” Avi said. “I mean, you’ve got to give it to him, he got the boy out of there in five seconds.”

  Less than five seconds, thank you very much.

  “He almost scalped the boy in five seconds,” Yekutiel said. “I’m telling you, this guy is dangerous. He has no feelings at all.”

  I do have feelings. I remember how I felt when I saw the Twin Towers falling, on TV. Or rather, when I saw the firemen working there. I envied them. I wanted to be in their place, every day of my life. Because if there’s one feeling I cannot stand it’s boredom. I’m an all-action kind of guy. And all I got so far today was this silly kid and a wooden door. I have feelings — strong feelings, you idiot — they’re just not like yours.

  “Well, just leave it,” Avi said. “Is it lunchtime yet?” But it wasn’t, and when it finally came it wasn’t we who were eating.

  “Too early,” I said, and just as I was saying it I felt something, a momentary loss of balance, maybe a tremor. “Did you feel that?”

  “Oh, so now you do feel something!” Kuti said.

  “Enough, Kuti,” Avi said, and then there was another movement, a rumble, and all of us felt it.

  “What the . . . ?” Kuti said.

  “An earthquake!”

  Israel isn’t very big on earthquakes. The minor ones that do occur here are rare enough to be mentioned in the papers. The last serious one happened in the early twentieth century. We’re not used to them. We never expect them.

  “It can’t be an earthquake!” Kuti said, and then, well, it felt as if the whole building went up, then down, and then all the windows broke.

  “Holy — !” Kuti said.

  “I don’t believe . . .” Avi said.

  There was a terrific noise outside, that of crashing metal and breaking concrete and the eruption of a water jet, which promptly became visible through our second floor window.

  “Holy!” Kuti said.

  “We’ve got to get out of here!” Avi said, the most reasonable thing he’d said all day. We all ran to the firepole, which at that point was already leaning at a rather mischievous angle. Avi slid down first, and I followed immediately after. In the yard, our initial-response fire truck was belly dancing. The other, a Hawk fire truck, however, being heavier and steadier, was only gently moving on its wheels, as if contemplating its response to all this, its long ladder clanking loudly above the din. Pieces of wood and concrete were raining on us, as well as all sorts of equipment — hoses, gas masks, fireproof coats, axes, hammers, cutters and some light pornography. After a while, Kuti also fell down on us. He was never too good with the fire pole. Avi grabbed him and dragged him away. The air smelled funny. Everything looked funny. It was great. And I had just thought of something which could make it even better.

  “We’ve got to get out of here!” Avi said again.

  “Wait!” I shouted. “I have a better idea!” And I ran towards the Hawk. Beside it, the smaller fire truck was all but hula-hooping.

  “You’re crazy!” Avi shouted, but dragged Kuti towards me and the Hawk anyway.

  “Get in!” I said, and opened the driver’s door and got inside. “We’ll get out of here — in style!”

  Bless the makers of fire trucks, they never have ignition problems. Avi pushed Kuti into the passenger’s seat, and he himself climbed over to the rear standing position. And so, tires screaming, ladders clanking, we drove away from the station, which was, by now, seriously breaking apart — and from the smaller fire truck, which was overturned and blowing water and foam in all directions. The whole thing brought to my mind the history of the old Petach-Tikvah fire station, which burned down twice in less than ten years. What a pity that I wasn’t stationed there at the time. But more than anything I was thinking: it’s starting to look like a really good day!

  THE ORI TRANSCRIPT (CHAT LOG OF BEN ZIMMERMAN, NYC, NY , USA)

  flight on wednesday, then.

  cn’t wait 2 see u, bro! i teach you how 2 curse in heb

  you already taught me how to say “ben zona”, this is like “son of a bitch” right?

  y, but the best is 2 curse in arab

  arab? but they’re your enemies, no?

  arab’s an official lang of israel, like heb and eng

  i didn’t know that. so what can you say in arab to piss someone?

  say KOOS EMAK

  what’s that?

  means, the vagina of ur mother

  nice. i’ll try to remember that. KOOS EMAK.

  wrks every time, remember 2 say KOOS like MOOSE

  koos like moose. i’ll remember that.

  so how’s the weather in your area? is it hot like a desert? is it summer there now?

  spring, lemme go 2 the wndow 2 see, brb

  hello? you still there?

  sorry, something weird going on, i dont know

  ?

  earthquake or something, dunno, funny stuff in the streets

  what?

  ur not going 2 believe it but i think i see a tornado

  WTF?

  people are flying, i dont blv it

  you’re kidding, right?

  i swear! w8, taking my webcam, try to show you

  is this some kind of practical joke? cuz it’s not funny.

  you there?

  ori? you there?

  sory, webcam connected, u c?

  no.

  i put it on the window, u c?

  i see something, not sure what it is.

  people fly! u c people fly!

  it can’t be. you’re doing something! you put your webcam in front of the tv or something, your showing me a movie. i know that trick.

  i swear its real! ill show u myself in the webcam, see?

  i don’t buy that. nice try, but it didn’t work.

  KUS EMAK

  hey!

  i swear its real, im telling you, its crazy, i dunno how long i can hold

  i’m not that gullible

  wind like tornado

  come on, get off it.

 

&nbs
p; KUS EMAK.

  THE MOYSHE FRAGMENT, AKA THE LUBBAVICHE TESTIMONY (APOCRYPHAL)

  They came out of the yeshiva to find the world transformed. They were three: at twenty-seven Moyshe was the oldest. All wore fedora hats. “Does not the Lubbavitche Rebbe say, ‘The time of our redemption is nigh’?” Moyshe murmured. There was a scream in the distance, and the wail of a siren, abruptly cut off.

  “Long live our master, our teacher and our rabbi, King Messiah for ever and ever!” said Noam, half-singing. He was the youngest, and most recent to the yeshiva. Above their heads the stars seemed to form in crazy patterns. A strong wind blew across the street. There were gun shots in the distance, and more screams.

  “But friends,” said the third, Daniel, and adjusted his fedora against the wind, “can there not be another interpretation? This is death and destruction all around us!”

  “Really, Daniel,” Moyshe said. He pulled out a packet of Noblesse cigarettes and tried to extract one, but the wind snatched it from his hand and hurtled it away into the rising darkness. He stared after it with a mournful expression. “Did not the Rebbe’s son-in-law say, ‘Ask me what I say and I will tell thee that soon it will come true the words and the dwellers in the earth shall rise and rejoice and he, the Rebbe, will bring us from exile’?”

  “It is true,” Daniel admitted. “Why, what then is your opinion of this carnage, Moyshe?”

  “Clearly,” Moyshe said, “this is the end of days. As had been prophesied so it is. And as you know, when Moshiach comes — ”

  “Long live our master, our teacher and our rabbi, King Messiah for ever and ever!” said Noam.

  “Yes, yes,” Moyshe said. “Now, as I was saying — ”

  A fire truck sped directly at them. A grinning, demented man was sitting behind the wheel. The three yeshiva boys leaped back as the madman drove past them. In the distance they saw a yacht floating in the air, upside down, with its sails dragging on the ground.